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‘Your wife has the most severe tapeworm infestation we’ve ever seen, she’s lucky to be alive.’ the doctor said.
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[WP] Upon your untimely death you are greeted by Odin, who asks you personally to be their right-hand man. Confused, you wonder how you have entered Valhalla, and Odin graciously calls upon your many victorious battles. You are a historical battle re-enactor.
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I screamed so loud when I saw his bloodied, lifeless body at the bottom of the stairs, that even the neighbours came running.
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[WP] you’ve always hated dating and never got any hits. To switch things up, you join a dating app for mythical creatures and gods, you are the first human ever to join and inundated with offers.
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[WP] You dream you are in a battle and your sidekick tells you “I’m sorry I held them off as much as I could” before you awake. However you notice your dream catcher in tatters on the floor.
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