/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I stole the time machine so I could kill tyrants and dictators of past decades.

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The team that created the corn maze for the annual county fair were prepared to deal with finding lost children.

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I stuffed my crying kids into the escape pod and sent them blasting into space.

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Thankfully our kid was at a sleepover when we figured out the problem with Janice, my visiting sister-in-law.

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Society sure changed after I proved Hell was real.

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I saved my children from Hitler's death camps by proving they all had blue eyes.

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As my friend nervously tapped the diner's table I remembered she knew Morse Code.

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We have given the kids the majority of the food we salvaged from the shipwreck.

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My dog knew not to sniff the bandages around my arm stump, that it needs to be left alone to heal.

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I ran to tell my mom my little brother was the hide and seek champion.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I stole the time machine so I could kill tyrants and dictators of past decades.	1438
The team that created the corn maze for the annual county fair were prepared to deal with finding lost children.	1417
I stuffed my crying kids into the escape pod and sent them blasting into space.	1107
Thankfully our kid was at a sleepover when we figured out the problem with Janice, my visiting sister-in-law.	1016
Society sure changed after I proved Hell was real.	1006
I saved my children from Hitler's death camps by proving they all had blue eyes.	953
As my friend nervously tapped the diner's table I remembered she knew Morse Code.	771
We have given the kids the majority of the food we salvaged from the shipwreck.	581
My dog knew not to sniff the bandages around my arm stump, that it needs to be left alone to heal.	568
I ran to tell my mom my little brother was the hide and seek champion.	546