/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My cats loved me and would bring me small kills.

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Everyone knew Spot, a giant of a dog, would protect me above all else.

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As the roller coaster bumped to a stop a lady began screaming that someone had lost their head, oh my god, his head is gone.

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I talked the nurses into letting me take my 98 year old grandfather out for a walk around the park.

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Sure I was trapped on an alternate earth but it was pretty close to what I knew.

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The airborne version of the vaccine removed the zombie threat.

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My kids were screaming as the intruder was busting through the patio window.

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I didn't mind being stuck at the very top of this roller coaster for hours on end.

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I have been lost in this hedge maze for who knows how long.

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The pre-planned, well-discussed painkillers kept my wife sleeping through most of the birthing process.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My cats loved me and would bring me small kills.	529
Everyone knew Spot, a giant of a dog, would protect me above all else.	514
As the roller coaster bumped to a stop a lady began screaming that someone had lost their head, oh my god, his head is gone.	460
I talked the nurses into letting me take my 98 year old grandfather out for a walk around the park.	429
Sure I was trapped on an alternate earth but it was pretty close to what I knew.	396
The airborne version of the vaccine removed the zombie threat.	389
My kids were screaming as the intruder was busting through the patio window.	384
I didn't mind being stuck at the very top of this roller coaster for hours on end.	310
I have been lost in this hedge maze for who knows how long.	273
The pre-planned, well-discussed painkillers kept my wife sleeping through most of the birthing process.	266