/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Evidence proved something terrible was creeping among minds in the children's hospital so we did an exorcism on all the kids.

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I was happy when the doctors started hearing the growling and screaming I heard for much of the day.

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It turns out Santa is real but his elves, they are another story.

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The Sheriff, by the book, arrested me for the murders of four hobos and his own mother.

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Days of patience allowed the torture victim to access a phone and call 911.

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I again went through the checklist before starting my first day as a school bus driver.

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I told the kids that it was an April Fool's prank and the newscasters weren't being serious about the world ending.

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The plan to destroy the Texas-sized asteroid worked and the Earth was saved from obliteration.

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Uber has been offering coast to coast trips for a special low price.

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Being jerked awake by seeing people smash through the closest window was horrible enough.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Evidence proved something terrible was creeping among minds in the children's hospital so we did an exorcism on all the kids.	28
I was happy when the doctors started hearing the growling and screaming I heard for much of the day.	27
It turns out Santa is real but his elves, they are another story.	27
The Sheriff, by the book, arrested me for the murders of four hobos and his own mother.	27
Days of patience allowed the torture victim to access a phone and call 911.	27
I again went through the checklist before starting my first day as a school bus driver.	27
I told the kids that it was an April Fool's prank and the newscasters weren't being serious about the world ending.	27
The plan to destroy the Texas-sized asteroid worked and the Earth was saved from obliteration.	27
Uber has been offering coast to coast trips for a special low price.	27
Being jerked awake by seeing people smash through the closest window was horrible enough.	27