/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Being jerked awake by seeing people smash through the closest window was horrible enough.

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I told the kids that it was an April Fool's prank and the newscasters weren't being serious about the world ending.

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Every time I do something terrible the ghosts of my family show up to glare.

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I don't know if the screaming coming from my tool shed is real or imaginary.

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I knew that if my family really had been turned into zombies, they'd want me to put them out of their misery.

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What goes down in this old dumbwaiter is never exactly what comes right back up.

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The kids keep knocking at my door asking for treats.

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I wondered about things after my dad, now world famous, came back from the dead with proof Heaven is real

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My daughter came up to me under the big oak tree and said it's time to go home, the cemetery is closing soon.

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I was happy with the 'Best Friends Forever' bracelet.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Being jerked awake by seeing people smash through the closest window was horrible enough.	27
I told the kids that it was an April Fool's prank and the newscasters weren't being serious about the world ending.	27
Every time I do something terrible the ghosts of my family show up to glare.	27
I don't know if the screaming coming from my tool shed is real or imaginary.	26
I knew that if my family really had been turned into zombies, they'd want me to put them out of their misery.	26
What goes down in this old dumbwaiter is never exactly what comes right back up.	26
The kids keep knocking at my door asking for treats.	26
I wondered about things after my dad, now world famous, came back from the dead with proof Heaven is real	26
My daughter came up to me under the big oak tree and said it's time to go home, the cemetery is closing soon.	26
I was happy with the 'Best Friends Forever' bracelet.	26