/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Mommy has been real quiet while taking a bath.

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I threw the children to the firemen three stories below.

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They say you can tell you're in a dream if you don't quite remember how you got to wherever you are right now.

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My one chance at avoiding hell was slipping away so I took it without knowing the details.

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My twenty minute no-budget slasher film went viral on Youtube inside of three days.

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I didn't get any real prison time for stealing the charity money from the orphanage director.

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The firemen helped me carry all the kids out of my apartment.

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Nobody questioned why the zombies stayed away from the old mansion, we just moved in.

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The janitor who found me on the ledge stopped my suicide attempt.

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I spent a long time cleaning and fixing the brakes on my daughter's bicycle.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Mommy has been real quiet while taking a bath.	194
I threw the children to the firemen three stories below.	185
They say you can tell you're in a dream if you don't quite remember how you got to wherever you are right now.	167
My one chance at avoiding hell was slipping away so I took it without knowing the details.	167
My twenty minute no-budget slasher film went viral on Youtube inside of three days.	166
I didn't get any real prison time for stealing the charity money from the orphanage director.	156
The firemen helped me carry all the kids out of my apartment.	150
Nobody questioned why the zombies stayed away from the old mansion, we just moved in.	148
The janitor who found me on the ledge stopped my suicide attempt.	147
I spent a long time cleaning and fixing the brakes on my daughter's bicycle.	141