/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My little boy, yelling about Santa, raced off to bed after he heard the banging on the roof.

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Naturally the doctors thought I was mad when I said I was living in a horror movie.

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I sent the security team into the basement to shut down the memory erasing machine that was destroying society.

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Every day i get a fresh video message from my kids.

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I was the only one awake when the field trip bus driver made the turn to the abandoned asylum.

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My kids didn't understand why I paddled the raft away from the crowd of seemingly helpful civilains on the shoreline.

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I could deal with the toys in my bedroom having a secret life when I am not there.

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I know I sound like a million other crazy people with the belief that half the world is out to get me.

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I spent ten years building the time machine so I could save my children from the cancer that took them all.

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About once a month various criminal groups from the city dump a victim or two in the marshes behind my house.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My little boy, yelling about Santa, raced off to bed after he heard the banging on the roof.	140
Naturally the doctors thought I was mad when I said I was living in a horror movie.	138
I sent the security team into the basement to shut down the memory erasing machine that was destroying society.	138
Every day i get a fresh video message from my kids.	136
I was the only one awake when the field trip bus driver made the turn to the abandoned asylum.	135
My kids didn't understand why I paddled the raft away from the crowd of seemingly helpful civilains on the shoreline.	134
I could deal with the toys in my bedroom having a secret life when I am not there.	124
I know I sound like a million other crazy people with the belief that half the world is out to get me.	117
I spent ten years building the time machine so I could save my children from the cancer that took them all.	116
About once a month various criminal groups from the city dump a victim or two in the marshes behind my house.	114