/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My kid was yelling this was the best amusement park ride ever.

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I thought my friends were joking when they started bowing to the modern art sculpture the mall just put up.

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I encouraged my husband to cheer loudly as the new year approached.

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We told the new guys they were the expendable morons, sent here to keep the monsters fat and happy.

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As the baby cried I spotted the hospital up the road.

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I have concrete evidence someone in this house is the serial killer, I just don't know who exactly.

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I was in great demand among the shipping merchants, for I was somehow immune to the siren's tempting songs.

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I had mixed feelings about my neighbors loudly recording their unsolved mysteries podcast.

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I know, I know, you're going to reply 'Stockholm Syndrome' when I say one of the hostage takers was really cute.

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The voices in my head told me to kill by strangling.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My kid was yelling this was the best amusement park ride ever.	113
I thought my friends were joking when they started bowing to the modern art sculpture the mall just put up.	112
I encouraged my husband to cheer loudly as the new year approached.	111
We told the new guys they were the expendable morons, sent here to keep the monsters fat and happy.	105
As the baby cried I spotted the hospital up the road.	102
I have concrete evidence someone in this house is the serial killer, I just don't know who exactly.	101
I was in great demand among the shipping merchants, for I was somehow immune to the siren's tempting songs.	101
I had mixed feelings about my neighbors loudly recording their unsolved mysteries podcast.	101
I know, I know, you're going to reply 'Stockholm Syndrome' when I say one of the hostage takers was really cute.	98
The voices in my head told me to kill by strangling.	96