/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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We thought the war with the vampires was over when we cured their need for blood.

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The voices in my head told me to kill by strangling.

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This Grand Canyon sunset is ever so peaceful.

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It was bad enough that there really was a monster in my children's closet.

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There's some sort of monster living under my bed.

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The crowd was so drunk they would drink a toast to anything.

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As a doctor, I've saved or improved thousands of lives.

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As my busted, smoking plane veered away from the crowds I realized I was going to get a medal for this...

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We got through the hostage situation very easily because me and all my friends could blink in Morse Code.

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The stray dog’s name tag indicated ‘Spot’ likes to wander but always returns home.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We thought the war with the vampires was over when we cured their need for blood.	96
The voices in my head told me to kill by strangling.	96
This Grand Canyon sunset is ever so peaceful.	91
It was bad enough that there really was a monster in my children's closet.	88
There's some sort of monster living under my bed.	85
The crowd was so drunk they would drink a toast to anything.	84
As a doctor, I've saved or improved thousands of lives.	83
As my busted, smoking plane veered away from the crowds I realized I was going to get a medal for this...	83
We got through the hostage situation very easily because me and all my friends could blink in Morse Code.	80
The stray dog’s name tag indicated ‘Spot’ likes to wander but always returns home.	79