/u/Lots42's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Children all across the planet knew the first words transmitted to earth from Mars.

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I told myself this comic book convention just had a lot of really skilled, really scary cosplayers.

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My two cats don't go into the kid's bedroom anymore.

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We got in a spot of bother on vacation and waited out a minor flood on the roof of an old mausoleum.

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Nobody at Thanksgiving dinner brought up politics, religion or my lack of a boyfriend.

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I was so excited to see my favorite author had noticed that me, his hotel room maid, was a big fan.

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I saw online some weirdo had put up a link to the security webcam in my toddler's room.

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The kids screamed as I heaved them out the third floor window.

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From the sixth floor of the parking lot, we can see and hear city wide riots and burning traffic for miles.

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I managed to kill that one bastard solider and all the survivors in his platoon.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Children all across the planet knew the first words transmitted to earth from Mars.	77
I told myself this comic book convention just had a lot of really skilled, really scary cosplayers.	77
My two cats don't go into the kid's bedroom anymore.	77
We got in a spot of bother on vacation and waited out a minor flood on the roof of an old mausoleum.	77
Nobody at Thanksgiving dinner brought up politics, religion or my lack of a boyfriend.	76
I was so excited to see my favorite author had noticed that me, his hotel room maid, was a big fan.	76
I saw online some weirdo had put up a link to the security webcam in my toddler's room.	75
The kids screamed as I heaved them out the third floor window.	74
From the sixth floor of the parking lot, we can see and hear city wide riots and burning traffic for miles.	74
I managed to kill that one bastard solider and all the survivors in his platoon.	74