/u/Luk164's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The knight closed in on the mage, his victory all but assured, as in the time it would take him to cast another spell he would already... !!!BONK!!! "Seriously, how you knights don't notice the 2m long stick in my hand is beyond me..."
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[WP] You have been cursed so that everytime you see something bad happen to someone and you feel sorry enough for them, it will happen to you instead. (You will go back in time and swap places with them moments before it happens, then back) You decided to spite the witch and become a hero
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[WP] You are a very capable hero who already defeated the villain. The last henchman of said villain is trying to assassinate you, but is comically bad at it. You act as if you never noticed the attempts for fun, but it makes other groups think the henchman has some hidden power...
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[WP] "Yeah I shot her! What are you lot going to do about it huh?!" said the bandit. Suddenly, everyone just turned around and walked into the nearest building. "Thought so..." smirked the bandit, but then a priest suddenly shot at the churchbell. Little did the bandit know, he was already dead...
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[WP] There are two kinds of heroes, identified by a badge. The badge consists of shield - a wow to protect the innocent, and a sword - a wow to strike down evil. The difference between the two types is the priority of the vows. Shield in front, or behind the sword?
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[WP] You and your party run into the village under attack of the BBEG and his minions and get ready to fight him, when you see BBEG personally kill a random dog. Immediately a man calmly walks up to him and kills him on the spot.
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[WP] Bob stood in front of the camera, but this time instead of a paintbrush, he was holding a hammer and wearing a blacksmith's apron...
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[WP] You are sitting alone, in a spaceship, watching the tiny blue spec that is the earth. They attacked without provocation, without mercy, and now, you are the last human left. In a stolen scouting ship, adorned in the most advanced armor ever made, you prepare to carry out your orders...
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[WP] Using "hmm, kinky..." as a reply to the villains over the top threats and seeing their reactions was your favorite thing, until it backfired spectacularly
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[WP] The one undiscussed issue with being indestructible and immortal is the amount a embarrassing moments that your friends helpfully accumulate for you over time. For example that time when you stepped on a mine and got launched into a manure pit? Recorded in 4K quality
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