/u/MCsinister765's posts
[WP] You are the ghost of a long deceased king, cursed to haunt the museum where your body resides. Which is especially annoying for you since the museum guides get all the facts about your reign completely wrong.
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[WP] You're minding your own business when suddenly an angel appears and says "The Lord has heard your prayers child, and has agreed to fight you in a Wendy's parking lot, be there at noon."
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[WP] You are your world's most powerful and feared Necromancer that commands hordes of undead. One day, a thrall of yours approaches you and tells you that the Horde is tired of unfair working conditions and will be unionizing.
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[WP] You've always been the life of the party, which has made you the black sheep of the Killjoy Family. Today, you are with your great grandfather Killjoy on his death bed, and to your surprise, he has agreed to leave you his entire fortune if you can make him laugh.
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[WP] You are the world's deadliest assassin, meeting with a client who is offering to pay more than you've ever been offered before to eliminate a target. But when you ask for details on the target, they simply give you a picture of Santa Claus.
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[WP] After the death of their chieftain, you've taken it upon yourself to explain democracy to a clan of goblins, who in turn have decided to make you supreme president for life. Now you're trying to tell them that's not how it works.
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[WP] You are a serial killer who only kills internet trolls, and your latest victim seems to have been expecting you.
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[WP] You are an alien that survives by feeding off of negative energy. You were on the verge of death by starvation until discovering a little blue planet in a far off solar system and something called "social media"
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