/u/MMKelley's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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She said she wanted to be famous, I said she'd look good in a two piece.

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Ever since the eye transplant, my eyesight is better than it ever had been.

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They say they've never recovered any bodies from the lake.

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Hiking alone is a little nerve wracking, the trees crack and groan twice as much.

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My wife wants another baby, but I think we have too many.

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Most people don't know that very young ticks can be as small as a poppy seed.

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My co-worker told me, "You should come to the company picnic, you'll get to meet everyone's families!"

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"Grecian Stone" has the most lifelike statues in the entire state!

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It's 92 degrees outside and I've locked my keys in my car.

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After driving for twelve and a half hours, we finally got to the ocean.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She said she wanted to be famous, I said she'd look good in a two piece.	294
Ever since the eye transplant, my eyesight is better than it ever had been.	123
They say they've never recovered any bodies from the lake.	93
Hiking alone is a little nerve wracking, the trees crack and groan twice as much.	92
My wife wants another baby, but I think we have too many.	64
Most people don't know that very young ticks can be as small as a poppy seed.	58
My co-worker told me, "You should come to the company picnic, you'll get to meet everyone's families!"	52
"Grecian Stone" has the most lifelike statues in the entire state!	46
It's 92 degrees outside and I've locked my keys in my car.	44
After driving for twelve and a half hours, we finally got to the ocean.	33