WritingPrompts

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[WP] Aliens always respawn minutes after death. It's a common prank for aliens to kill each other for a laugh. When they discover Earth, they kill millions of humans, thinking it's a humorous way of greeting this new species, but for some reason, the humans aren't laughing...	5580
[WP] The clown down the hall laughed manically, brandishing his chainsaw. "You can run, but you can't hide!" "Took the words right out of my mouth," you say as you slowly walk towards him, cracking your knuckles.	360
[WP] The Isekai truck driver is confused when he can't find his truck, when he looks down the street and sees the protagonist driving straight for him with a wild grin, screaming, "LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT BITCH!"	265
[EU] Link decides he'll need some help this time around saving Hyrule, so using ancient Sheikah technology, he revives all past incarnations of Link to help him. It seems like a great idea... until he realizes that the Links from the cartoon and the CDI games are included in the revival.	32
[WP] A pacifist eldritch God who doesn't believe in human sacrifice tries to give his cult's newest offering, a young man with depression, free counseling to try and talk him out of the deal, but the man is intent on dying.	20
[WP] Turns out, what we thought were aliens are just the last remnants of humanity from the future, who've gone back in time to abduct animals and people to try and save themselves.	18
[EU] Initially, the students at Hogwarts were very excited for the massive transfer that would be bringing hundreds of American Muggle-Born students to their school. Unfortunately, the Americans have brought their muggle pop culture and humor with them...	17
[WP] You, the third boss in an RPG, have unexpectedly slain the hero in your fight. You tell the final boss of your success, and instead of them being glad to hear the news, they're mildly disappointed in both the hero and themselves.	17
[WP] You find out you're one of the nine protagonists of a story-based horror game that relies on the player doing extremely simple quick-time events for survival. You breathe easy, thinking that everything will be fine, until you hear a disembodied voice say, "Hey there, friends, my name is Kevin."	11
[WP] Ten minutes after pulling a quarter out of your son's ear, you a hear a horrible yell from the kitchen. Rushing in, you see your son has cut his ear off, and now a very steady stream of blood and coins are falling out of his head in equal measure.	10

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