/u/Madrsaigimherja's posts
[WP] After getting bullied for your superpower- summoning milk out of nowhere- you leave the team of superheroes. At first, they're fine with this, until a seemingly invincible supervillain invades New York (because where else would a villain invade?). His only weakness? He's lactose intolerant.
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[EU] Bowser captures Princess Peach, unaware that her boyfriend, Mario, is a brutal kingpin in the Mushroom Kingdom Mafia.
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[WP] "Hey, I really appreciate it, but can I just keep the iron ax? The nearest town is fifty miles away, a gold and silver ax can't cut firewood that well, and they'd make it so I can't bring this already cut stack of wood back with me."
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[EU] When people on flight 121 begin dying from the snakes, it seems Eddie Kin's plan to stop the witness from testifying will succeed. Unfortunately for him, one of the passengers happens to be Saint Patrick.
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[WP] At first, the mercenary deal seemed great. But after hearing gunfire, screams, and heavy metal music outside the door you're guarding, you're starting to have second thoughts.
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[EU] Gargamel is fuming after another failed attempt to kill the smurfs when he sees an ad for pest control in the local paper
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[WP] After countless adventures our heroes finally arrive at the door before the throne room to face the Dark Lord. His friends beside him, our primary protagonist walks determinedly to open the door to face his foe... only to trip on an inconveniently placed rock on the carpet, hit his head and die
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