/u/MaetelofLaMetal's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] me, lightly touching Tezcatlipoca with the side of my foot: ''Tezcatlipoca move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you'' Tezcatlipoca, his eyes enormous: ''you KICK Tezcatlipoca? you kick his body like the football? oh! oh! rain of jaguars for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!''
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[EU] 12 mercenaries got hired to secure a gravel pit. The team consists of a lad from Boston, soldier from Midwest, arsonist of unknown origin, demolition expert from Scotland, Soviet heavy gunner, short inventor from Texas, doctor from Bavaria, sharp shooter from New Zealand and spy from France.
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[WP] ''Hey so that saint you were praying to has been turned into a vampire. Yeah he's now feeding on blood. Yeah it's been around 300 years since when was sanctified. He's rejected god now. Sorry''
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[WP] A vampire, a werewolf a magical girl and a paranormal investigator team up to stop an alien invasion of their home town.
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[WP] He liked hugs. Him being made of metal and taller then a skyscraper were only minor hindrances.
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[WP] During a prestigious competition it is discovered that all human competitors have been taking performance enhancing drugs and only competitor who wasn't doping is an alien who competed for fun.
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