/u/Man-in-The-Void's posts
[WP] One day, you see numbers above everyone’s heads, that say how many more days you will ever see that person in your life. Your will-be-wife has >30,000: that’s good, and so does your mom. But your joy turns to horror when you look in the mirror and see a glaring 1 above your head.
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[WP] you’re the pianist for the greatest jazz band in the world, with such other bandmates as: the Racist Bassist, the Bummer Drummer, the Stoner Tromboner, and even the Zinger Singer. You’re going on the most televised event in history.
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[WP] Immortal and bored, you’ve spent the last couple of centuries trying to off yourself in increasingly dramatic ways with the help of various sidekicks over the centuries. “So, that’s why you BLASTED A HOLE IN MY APARTMENT?!” “I swear it was supposed to work this time!” “And the horse?”
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[WP] in 2040, a scandal breaks out: the president has been playing Fortnite for years, and now the country is split on whether to keep supporting him
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[WP] A comedy about an immortal who’s bored with living. With his zany sidekick changing through the centuries, he tries to kill himself in increasingly ridiculous ways.
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[WP] You always faked illnesses to get out of work. One day you find out you have cancer for real, and no one believes you.
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Why do they make pills of various sizes that aren’t the dose you need to take? Why not just one pill for one dose?
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