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[WP] Your family line suffers from a pirate curse: A demonic shark will manifest itself in nearby sources of water and harrow you and your ancestors. You live three-hundred miles from any body of water and this has made the shark get...creative.

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[WP] The scarecrow has poisoned Gotham's water supply with a toxin that makes everyone post Batman prompts.

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[OT] I'd like to take a moment to appreciate Sir Terry Pratchett.

494 upvotes

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[WP] A writer with amnesia gets to experience their own work as a first-time reader.

454 upvotes

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[WP] You are reading the grittiest, manliest, most testorone-filled bedtime story to your daughter. She's adding in bits.

270 upvotes

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[WP] Humanity has lived for generations in a completely desexualised society. So much so that all of their culture is full of innuendo and euphemisms but no one notices. NSFW

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[WP] You are a very hairy soldier. So hairy that you've been tasked to infiltrate Russia under the guise of Putin's pet bear.

177 upvotes

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[WP] McDonalds has begun its foray into military weapons supplying with the unveiling of the McCannon.

98 upvotes

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[WP] A catastrophic typo has finally been corrected, revealing the true nature of Tim and space.

84 upvotes

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[WP] Emotional baggage must now be checked in at the airport.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Your family line suffers from a pirate curse: A demonic shark will manifest itself in nearby sources of water and harrow you and your ancestors. You live three-hundred miles from any body of water and this has made the shark get...creative.	13948
[WP] The scarecrow has poisoned Gotham's water supply with a toxin that makes everyone post Batman prompts.	1419
[OT] I'd like to take a moment to appreciate Sir Terry Pratchett.	494
[WP] A writer with amnesia gets to experience their own work as a first-time reader.	454
[WP] You are reading the grittiest, manliest, most testorone-filled bedtime story to your daughter. She's adding in bits.	270
[WP] Humanity has lived for generations in a completely desexualised society. So much so that all of their culture is full of innuendo and euphemisms but no one notices. NSFW	184
[WP] You are a very hairy soldier. So hairy that you've been tasked to infiltrate Russia under the guise of Putin's pet bear.	177
[WP] McDonalds has begun its foray into military weapons supplying with the unveiling of the McCannon.	98
[WP] A catastrophic typo has finally been corrected, revealing the true nature of Tim and space.	84
[WP] Emotional baggage must now be checked in at the airport.	68