/u/Marraqueta_Fria's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The only place fire can burn is Earth because no other planet has enough oxygen. The aliens are invading earth and you have the ultimate weapon: A spray deodorant and a lighter
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[WP] After dying for the first time, you are given a choice: You can either go to the afterlife, or to be born again with all your memories intact. You can make this choice as many times as you want. After choosing the latter, you learn why nobody chooses to be born again a third time.
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[WP] This is an alien species who instead of seeing light, they hear it. Everything was normal in their planet until they found the biggest orchestra in the universe: Planet Earth.
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[WP] You realize that every time you think about something, it actually happens in another universe. One day, you think about someone opening a portal to your universe.
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[WP] After a house cleaning day, you see a spider on the floor, before you could kill her, the spider says: “Put down the shoe! We can talk this out”.
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[WP] The month is over, and now its time to get your first salary. But once you recieve the money, a screen appears in front of you that says: "Do you want to watch a free ad to double your rewards?".
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[WP] Everyone has it's own grim reaper, the appearance of each reaper its defined by a person's experience. One day at the hospital, you see a person who looks exactly like you.
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[WP] Welcome to the Everything restaurant! We have exactly what you want! A steak with rice? Yes. Noodles with black garlic? Of course. Eggs with bacon? Like your grandma used to make it! Platypus legs with orange juice? Hell yeah! What do you want? ... Um... sorry sir... we don’t have that.
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[WP] Humans are the only beings on earth who show their teeth as a sign of friendship (a smile), while the rest of the animals do it as a form of aggression. But the aliens who came to form an alliance are not aware of this.
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