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“My wife incorporated some beautiful wild carrots she foraged.”

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I was shocked when the doctor told me I was technically dead for three whole minutes.

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They say that when you stand on your future grave you can hear the voices of your deceased loved ones whispering across the veil.

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No one believes me when I tell them about the creepy old woman in the window, always making eye contact with me and mockingly copying my gestures.

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After all of my struggles, I’m elated I can give my sons the life I never had.

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The rest of my family is celebrating my country winning the World Cup, except for my old bisabuelo.

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Notice: out content blocker has determined that you are ill-equipped to process this text.

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They say you can always tell it’s a dream when your teeth start falling out.

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My husband raised his fist, ready to strike the young man who dared call us “lucky” as we sat waiting for our son’s remains.

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Some nosey asshole SWOTed me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“My wife incorporated some beautiful wild carrots she foraged.”	3007
I was shocked when the doctor told me I was technically dead for three whole minutes.	1625
They say that when you stand on your future grave you can hear the voices of your deceased loved ones whispering across the veil.	1053
No one believes me when I tell them about the creepy old woman in the window, always making eye contact with me and mockingly copying my gestures.	58
After all of my struggles, I’m elated I can give my sons the life I never had.	55
The rest of my family is celebrating my country winning the World Cup, except for my old bisabuelo.	54
Notice: out content blocker has determined that you are ill-equipped to process this text.	51
They say you can always tell it’s a dream when your teeth start falling out.	46
My husband raised his fist, ready to strike the young man who dared call us “lucky” as we sat waiting for our son’s remains.	33
Some nosey asshole SWOTed me.	32