/u/MarsNirgal's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The witch cursed me with perfect immortality...

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[DEC22] "If you want to leave the simulation, press the Escape key"

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... but no one seems to notice.

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I begged the doctors to let me be in the room when they bring my wife out of her coma.

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"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!"

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We had no idea of who could had broken in the cemetery to rob a tomb.

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"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", she said, trying not to think about her husband.

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[MAR22] "What is your name?" she asked softly in my ear and smiled at me.

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My wife and I had our second girl tonight.

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The self-improving von Neumann units we deployed to fight global warming succeeded beyond our expectations.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The witch cursed me with perfect immortality...	534
[DEC22] "If you want to leave the simulation, press the Escape key"	240
... but no one seems to notice.	236
I begged the doctors to let me be in the room when they bring my wife out of her coma.	145
"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!"	79
We had no idea of who could had broken in the cemetery to rob a tomb.	60
"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", she said, trying not to think about her husband.	38
[MAR22] "What is your name?" she asked softly in my ear and smiled at me.	36
My wife and I had our second girl tonight.	28
The self-improving von Neumann units we deployed to fight global warming succeeded beyond our expectations.	27