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[WP] Twitch Plays Pokemon was a milestone human achievement. Twitch Plays Madden was a weirdly successful experiment. Still, nobody expected Twitch Plays Poker to make it to the final table of the WSOP Main Event.

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[WP] Laughter is infectious, literally. Society is built around preventing the spread of the deadliest disease known: laughter, as every person who catches it ends up laughing themselves to death.

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[WP] Of course the cat can talk. The cat could always talk. Cats just choose not to talk, because cats are assholes. Except for this one time...

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[WP] “ ... And that, kids, is the story of the first Hanukkah.” (It’s totally not the story of the first Hanukkah)

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[WP] You dive into your local public pool, but when you surface and rub the chlorine from your eyes you see you are...somewhere else...

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[WP] Explain the true meaning of Christmas, but do it like you’re Rick Sánchez off on an adventure with your grandson Morty.

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[WP] "God, your shit stinks," I said to the cat. "So does yours," the cat said back. "At least I flush mine down a toilet," I said. "Well, I don't know how to do that, and I can't learn it!" replied the cat.

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[WP] The seedy underbelly of the National Quilting Bee

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[WP] Just a traveling musician and his talking guitar, helping another stranger in need before moving along.

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[WP] God and the devil tired of their metaphorical chess game for the souls of hunanity long ago. They’ve switched up the game many times over the eons, and their strategies naturally change, too.

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[WP] Twitch Plays Pokemon was a milestone human achievement. Twitch Plays Madden was a weirdly successful experiment. Still, nobody expected Twitch Plays Poker to make it to the final table of the WSOP Main Event.	228
[WP] Laughter is infectious, literally. Society is built around preventing the spread of the deadliest disease known: laughter, as every person who catches it ends up laughing themselves to death.	37
[WP] Of course the cat can talk. The cat could always talk. Cats just choose not to talk, because cats are assholes. Except for this one time...	29
[WP] “ ... And that, kids, is the story of the first Hanukkah.” (It’s totally not the story of the first Hanukkah)	15
[WP] You dive into your local public pool, but when you surface and rub the chlorine from your eyes you see you are...somewhere else...	11
[WP] Explain the true meaning of Christmas, but do it like you’re Rick Sánchez off on an adventure with your grandson Morty.	8
[WP] "God, your shit stinks," I said to the cat. "So does yours," the cat said back. "At least I flush mine down a toilet," I said. "Well, I don't know how to do that, and I can't learn it!" replied the cat.	6
[WP] The seedy underbelly of the National Quilting Bee	6
[WP] Just a traveling musician and his talking guitar, helping another stranger in need before moving along.	5
[WP] God and the devil tired of their metaphorical chess game for the souls of hunanity long ago. They’ve switched up the game many times over the eons, and their strategies naturally change, too.	5