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The doctor had never seen such long hairy legs.

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[WP] “Please.” The Villian whimpers. “There must be something I can do.” You stare at your clipboard. “Lose the spikes and turn off the volcano and we can talk.” Being an OSHA auditor for superpowers is a whole new type of power trip.

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[WP] Deep within the Dark King’s vaults you find it. The Chronicle. A complete transcript of the last five years of war carefully edited to make you and the other heroes appear as immoral monsters. It’s portrayal of you is... surprisingly accurate.

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[WP] Rejected by the Federation Council for refusing to disband their military, humans ally themselves with the Thoran, the Federation’s resident warrior race. Warmongers, the Thoran find themselves enamored with humanity, and grow increasingly tired of the Federations attempts to “civilize” both.

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[WP] “Your supply routes are blockaded, your transports are destroyed. You will surrender, human, or you will starve.” “Bold words from someone who tastes good with ketchup.”

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[WP] We aren’t like ants to the Eldritch Ones. We’re more like bees. Harmless if left alone. Painful, or even deadly, if riled.

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[WP] “One last piece of advice. If you ever land on a planet and the human says “it’s just like home” you turn on the thrusters and leave it in the dust. Because, trust me kid, those places will kill ya.”

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[WP] The alien invasion is going unbelievably poorly for the technologically advanced aggressors, to the surprise of many. You, a retired military tactician, are trying to explain how this is actually pretty logical all things considered.

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“Greedy politicians like you are poisoning the earth!”

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“What do you say when someone gives you something?” the mother demanded sternly.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The doctor had never seen such long hairy legs.	10601	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] “Please.” The Villian whimpers. “There must be something I can do.” You stare at your clipboard. “Lose the spikes and turn off the volcano and we can talk.” Being an OSHA auditor for superpowers is a whole new type of power trip.	8455	WritingPrompts
[WP] Deep within the Dark King’s vaults you find it. The Chronicle. A complete transcript of the last five years of war carefully edited to make you and the other heroes appear as immoral monsters. It’s portrayal of you is... surprisingly accurate.	6484	WritingPrompts
[WP] Rejected by the Federation Council for refusing to disband their military, humans ally themselves with the Thoran, the Federation’s resident warrior race. Warmongers, the Thoran find themselves enamored with humanity, and grow increasingly tired of the Federations attempts to “civilize” both.	5927	WritingPrompts
[WP] “Your supply routes are blockaded, your transports are destroyed. You will surrender, human, or you will starve.” “Bold words from someone who tastes good with ketchup.”	5792	WritingPrompts
[WP] We aren’t like ants to the Eldritch Ones. We’re more like bees. Harmless if left alone. Painful, or even deadly, if riled.	3733	WritingPrompts
[WP] “One last piece of advice. If you ever land on a planet and the human says “it’s just like home” you turn on the thrusters and leave it in the dust. Because, trust me kid, those places will kill ya.”	3317	WritingPrompts
[WP] The alien invasion is going unbelievably poorly for the technologically advanced aggressors, to the surprise of many. You, a retired military tactician, are trying to explain how this is actually pretty logical all things considered.	3083	WritingPrompts
“Greedy politicians like you are poisoning the earth!”	2247	TwoSentenceHorror
“What do you say when someone gives you something?” the mother demanded sternly.	1826	TwoSentenceHorror