/u/Master-Tanis's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The doctor had never seen such long hairy legs.

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“Greedy politicians like you are poisoning the earth!”

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“What do you say when someone gives you something?” the mother demanded sternly.

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As a guy I’d always laughed when my friend said to never let my drink out of my sight.

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My father always said that if you stare too long into the abyss, something will eventually stare back.

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“Momma always said find you a woman who won’t ask dumb questions.”

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As I peeled off another piece of dead skin I swore next time I would remember to use sunscreen.

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“I’m here to do two things: get drunk and perform surgery.”

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“But angels are supposed to help people!” I cried.

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No one in their mind would purchase a monument to all their sins.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The doctor had never seen such long hairy legs.	10601
“Greedy politicians like you are poisoning the earth!”	2247
“What do you say when someone gives you something?” the mother demanded sternly.	1826
As a guy I’d always laughed when my friend said to never let my drink out of my sight.	580
My father always said that if you stare too long into the abyss, something will eventually stare back.	51
“Momma always said find you a woman who won’t ask dumb questions.”	31
As I peeled off another piece of dead skin I swore next time I would remember to use sunscreen.	15
“I’m here to do two things: get drunk and perform surgery.”	12
“But angels are supposed to help people!” I cried.	7
No one in their mind would purchase a monument to all their sins.	5