/u/Master-Tanis's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Accidentally poisoned by a fan, Gordon Ramsey arrives in Valhalla. This prompts the creation of the first, and perhaps last, Divine Chef competition, composed of entrees personally crafted by deities across the cosmos with the winner receiving the eternal service of the famed British Chef.
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[WP] The Milky Way is off limits to all non-Terran life forms, due to the addictive and all-consuming nature of human culture. You, a trespasser, are determined to catch a glimpse and escape unscathed. However your latest find is proving very hard to put down.
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[WP] As a fabled weapon smith you’ve served countless heroes. However, despite his vibrant hair and undeserved ego you are reasonably sure the lad before you is not the hero of anyone’s story. That has not deterred him from trying claim that he and your most recent work are both part of a prophecy.
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[EU] It’s been ten years since Elrond murdered Isildur in a failed attempt to seize the One Ring atop Mount Doom. However, while interrogating a captured elf from Rivendell, you learn the Elves tell a different story.
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[WP] “It’s really quit simple.” The witch said, batting her unnaturally long eyelashes. “The broom behind me was tailgating, so I banished her to the ninth circle of Hell for a day.”
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[WP] “What would she say about this vengeful crusade of yours?” You merely laugh. “Whose idea do you think this was? I just wanted to be a farmer.”
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[WP] Human did not originate on earth. Instead they are the descendants of a race that annihilates native species and seeds the world with primitive clones. With the discovery of another habitable world in our galaxy the time has come to continue the cycle.
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[WP] You’ve finally achieved your dream, running a literal “dive” bar on the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Business is booming, and not all your clientele is human.
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[WP] You’ve finally done it. You and your partner have created the first swarm of self replicating nanites. There is only one problem. Your partner is a human, and humans, as everyone in the Federation knows, weaponize everything they get their hands on.
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