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[WP] Write a very serious/dark moment, with far, far too many puns.

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[WP] No twists. No secret universe tie in. It's a normal day for you, just as regular as any other. This day is also the happiest day of your life.

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[WP] A serial killer is cursed- every time he/she kills someone, their life flashes before his/her eyes. This isn't a deterrent- it's the incentive.

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[WP] Both boxers are being paid to throw the fight.

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[WP] You scratch a particular itchy spot in your ear. Then, you hear a beeping noise. Inside, your brain tells you "Hello! Your body is now activated for manual mode. Good luck!"

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[WP] "Ugh." said the non-adventurous explorer.

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[WP] A complete stranger hates you.

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[WP] Aliens visit Earth and offer a gift- immortality- but only for one human being. Earth debates who should receive this treasure.

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[WP] The Death Star approaches Earth.

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[WP] The FBI's greatest mole in the Mafia is the Don's six year old son.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Write a very serious/dark moment, with far, far too many puns.	431
[WP] No twists. No secret universe tie in. It's a normal day for you, just as regular as any other. This day is also the happiest day of your life.	336
[WP] A serial killer is cursed- every time he/she kills someone, their life flashes before his/her eyes. This isn't a deterrent- it's the incentive.	176
[WP] Both boxers are being paid to throw the fight.	56
[WP] You scratch a particular itchy spot in your ear. Then, you hear a beeping noise. Inside, your brain tells you "Hello! Your body is now activated for manual mode. Good luck!"	35
[WP] "Ugh." said the non-adventurous explorer.	25
[WP] A complete stranger hates you.	19
[WP] Aliens visit Earth and offer a gift- immortality- but only for one human being. Earth debates who should receive this treasure.	14
[WP] The Death Star approaches Earth.	10
[WP] The FBI's greatest mole in the Mafia is the Don's six year old son.	9