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[WP] “Humans are so weak, the best weapons they have are tiny, dull claws!” “That’s why they build weapons.” “They do what now?”

1555 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Everyone on earth suddenly has a red, blue, or yellow polka dot on the back of their hand. But that’s all it is, and everyone is making a big deal of it. They’re just polka dots.

695 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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TIFU by using my personal amazon account for a business order

527 upvotes • r/tifu

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[WP] Zeus is drunk as usual, Ra is in a heated debate with Odin about politics, and the several “One true god”s are having a pissing contest. It’s thanksgiving at the immortal house.

211 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] after decades of living underground, you believe that the radiation has subsided enough to emerge, but instead a wasteland, you find your entire bunker to be in some sort of intergalactic museum.

119 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Monsters are real, but humans have never interacted with them for thousands of years, simply through sheer chance.

80 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP]You’re an oracle who give very straightforward prophesies. Unfortunately everyone who you prophesies interprets your words as cryptic and indirect.

64 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] The galactic federation was extremely hesitant to give the humans a seat on the council. After all, they are the largest sentient beings in the universe.

52 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Children tend to be very imaginative. So when you find a real magic wand, your mom simply says "Thats nice dear, go play outside."

33 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] As a knight defending your kingdom, you've always sworn your allegiance to whomever may sit on the throne, even if that "whom" is the late kings pet dog.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] “Humans are so weak, the best weapons they have are tiny, dull claws!” “That’s why they build weapons.” “They do what now?”	1555	WritingPrompts
[WP] Everyone on earth suddenly has a red, blue, or yellow polka dot on the back of their hand. But that’s all it is, and everyone is making a big deal of it. They’re just polka dots.	695	WritingPrompts
TIFU by using my personal amazon account for a business order	527	tifu
[WP] Zeus is drunk as usual, Ra is in a heated debate with Odin about politics, and the several “One true god”s are having a pissing contest. It’s thanksgiving at the immortal house.	211	WritingPrompts
[WP] after decades of living underground, you believe that the radiation has subsided enough to emerge, but instead a wasteland, you find your entire bunker to be in some sort of intergalactic museum.	119	WritingPrompts
[WP] Monsters are real, but humans have never interacted with them for thousands of years, simply through sheer chance.	80	WritingPrompts
[WP]You’re an oracle who give very straightforward prophesies. Unfortunately everyone who you prophesies interprets your words as cryptic and indirect.	64	WritingPrompts
[WP] The galactic federation was extremely hesitant to give the humans a seat on the council. After all, they are the largest sentient beings in the universe.	52	WritingPrompts
[WP] Children tend to be very imaginative. So when you find a real magic wand, your mom simply says "Thats nice dear, go play outside."	33	WritingPrompts
[WP] As a knight defending your kingdom, you've always sworn your allegiance to whomever may sit on the throne, even if that "whom" is the late kings pet dog.	25	WritingPrompts