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[EU] You’re an intellectual making minimum wage. Your boss is a greedy asshole. Your neighbors are loud, obnoxious, immature idiots. The woman down the street is a legit alien redneck from another world. And all you want to do on your days off is relax and play your clarinet.

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[WP] “You have the fangs, skin, paranormal abilities, and the need to drink, but you aren’t weakened by sunlight, fire, stakes, and you don’t drink blood. What are you!?” said the vampire hunter, weak from battle. The vampire drinks from a tree, regaining its strength. “I am a Canadian Vampire!”

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[WP] “You mean instead of burning down the village each year for maybe a hundred gold coins, I could simply sit here and keep bandits away and you’ll pay me 25 gold coins a week? I’d have done this ages ago!”

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[WP] Bob is considered the greatest and evilest of all the supervillains. Bob doesn't have any powers, and he has not actually broken the law. In fact, superheroes are not even allowed to apprehend him. He just drives a truck around at 6am with the default iPhone alarm on full blast.

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[WP] While diving around in a massive but pristine underwater city in the Atlantic, you realize a lack of human-shaped statues. Everything has multiple tentacles and a elongated 'head'. You turn around just fast enough to see a cuttlefish in metal armor drop a trident that was aimed at you.

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[EU] You’re an intellectual making minimum wage. Your boss is a greedy asshole. Your neighbors are loud, obnoxious, immature idiots. The woman down the street is a legit alien redneck from another world. And all you want to do on your days off is relax and play your clarinet.	677
[WP] “You have the fangs, skin, paranormal abilities, and the need to drink, but you aren’t weakened by sunlight, fire, stakes, and you don’t drink blood. What are you!?” said the vampire hunter, weak from battle. The vampire drinks from a tree, regaining its strength. “I am a Canadian Vampire!”	39
[WP] “You mean instead of burning down the village each year for maybe a hundred gold coins, I could simply sit here and keep bandits away and you’ll pay me 25 gold coins a week? I’d have done this ages ago!”	14
[WP] Bob is considered the greatest and evilest of all the supervillains. Bob doesn't have any powers, and he has not actually broken the law. In fact, superheroes are not even allowed to apprehend him. He just drives a truck around at 6am with the default iPhone alarm on full blast.	1
[WP] While diving around in a massive but pristine underwater city in the Atlantic, you realize a lack of human-shaped statues. Everything has multiple tentacles and a elongated 'head'. You turn around just fast enough to see a cuttlefish in metal armor drop a trident that was aimed at you.	1