/u/Maximum_Pootis's posts
[WP] Out of the blue, your spouse asked you if you would still love them if they turned into a worm. Thinking it was a little odd, you said that yes, of course you would. It was a short time later when you realized that they actually meant “wyrm.”
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[WP] One day, you gave a homeless man a few dollars to help him out. A few years later, the same man, now a billionaire, calls you. "I owe you one." He says. "How about a drink?"
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[WP] You are an ancient evil sealed away within a vault filled with treasure that can only be opened by solving a puzzle that removes the magic seal, allowing you to reign free. You watch in horror as a couple of modern treasure hunters drill through the door and bypass the puzzle completely.
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[WP] "The bioweapon we unleashed upon the humans has been a total failure, sir." "What?! Did they already exterminate it?" "No sir, they pacified them and are now keeping them as pets."
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[WP] A villain who wants to rule the world gets into an arguement with a villain that wants to destroy it.
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[WP] You're the only actual normal student in a school full of anime protagonists/supernatural beings. Everyone else is firmly convinced that you're hiding something.
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[WP] "You were supposed to fake the moon landing. So please tell me how in the world you thought filming it 'on-location for added realism' was a good idea, let alone how you managed to reach the moon in the first place!"
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[WP] You're a sniper hitman who's been hired to take out a target. When you get to the top of the building, you notice at least a dozen other snipers aiming at the same person.
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