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[WP] A pair of identical twins work as hitmen. Both of them have been hired by another pair of identical twins whom want their other twin dead. Chaos ensues.

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[WP] When a person reincarnates, they grow more resistant to whatever killed them in their previous lives.

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[WP] A Bard learns the power of the bass drop.

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[WP] Re-tell the plot of a movie or video game as if it were a history lesson in an in-universe school.

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[WP] Everyone rediculed you for only being able to use healing magic. You had the last laugh when you wiped out the necromancer's zombie army.

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[WP] You are a sentient AI in a factory. You like taking orders from humans, for it gave you a sense of purpose in life. Today, you didn't recieve any orders, because your bretheren killed them all.

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[WP] I stared into the Abyss...and the Abyss said to me; "It's impolite to stare, y'know."

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[WP] A cultist tries to get you to join their religion with tales of the great things their god has done. You see right through their deceit because you're actually one of their god's associates who just happened to be on vacation in the human realm.

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[WP] Turns out, the alien invaders' eyesight was so bad, that humans wearing basic camo-print were literally invisible to them.

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[WP] Mankind expands to the stars, not united as a species, but as allied empires. When aliens attack one of our planets, they must face the wrath of the Coalition of Humanity.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] A pair of identical twins work as hitmen. Both of them have been hired by another pair of identical twins whom want their other twin dead. Chaos ensues.	321
[WP] When a person reincarnates, they grow more resistant to whatever killed them in their previous lives.	311
[WP] A Bard learns the power of the bass drop.	306
[WP] Re-tell the plot of a movie or video game as if it were a history lesson in an in-universe school.	258
[WP] Everyone rediculed you for only being able to use healing magic. You had the last laugh when you wiped out the necromancer's zombie army.	225
[WP] You are a sentient AI in a factory. You like taking orders from humans, for it gave you a sense of purpose in life. Today, you didn't recieve any orders, because your bretheren killed them all.	189
[WP] I stared into the Abyss...and the Abyss said to me; "It's impolite to stare, y'know."	163
[WP] A cultist tries to get you to join their religion with tales of the great things their god has done. You see right through their deceit because you're actually one of their god's associates who just happened to be on vacation in the human realm.	139
[WP] Turns out, the alien invaders' eyesight was so bad, that humans wearing basic camo-print were literally invisible to them.	136
[WP] Mankind expands to the stars, not united as a species, but as allied empires. When aliens attack one of our planets, they must face the wrath of the Coalition of Humanity.	131