/u/Maximum_Pootis's posts
[WP] They say that a captain always goes down with his ship, but not many know what happens if the captain goes down first.
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[WP] The villain was pleased to hear that the damsel in distress would marry him. What he didn't expect was for her to demand a wedding ceremony that was so threateningly expensive.
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[MP] The machine apocalypse raged across the planet. Desparate for a countermeasure, the human scientists summoned the Ancients. Oops.
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[TT] Aliens invade Earth, however they invaded on Halloween, and thus are scared off by all the "monsters", which are actually children in costumes.
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[WP] Terraria- You are the Guide, and you just told the player that he's ready to fight the Wall of Flesh.
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[WP] They said that it was a true miracle, for there was no logical explanation to how you suddenly reawoken after you had died in the hospital. But you know why; you saw the afterlife, and it was terrifying.
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