/u/MaybeOneGrape's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My fingers began to fumble through the slippery viscera before locating the inflamed appendix.

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The kid was screaming and kicking the back of my seat.

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People always ask me ‘how do you keep your teeth so white?’

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I like the taste of my loogies better after I get a bloody nose.

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The sunlight grazed my eyelids, coaxing me awake.

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I constantly scoff at the phrase "those who can't do, teach."

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If I’m to be frank with you, you should know that I have no regrets.

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Cracking the flashlight on the palm of my hand, the flickering bulb meagerly revealed the space

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I longed for that instant of weightlessness at the apex of my trampoline bounce.

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Early on I resolved never to spank my kids after having even one drink.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My fingers began to fumble through the slippery viscera before locating the inflamed appendix.	335
The kid was screaming and kicking the back of my seat.	200
People always ask me ‘how do you keep your teeth so white?’	48
I like the taste of my loogies better after I get a bloody nose.	26
The sunlight grazed my eyelids, coaxing me awake.	14
I constantly scoff at the phrase "those who can't do, teach."	11
If I’m to be frank with you, you should know that I have no regrets.	10
Cracking the flashlight on the palm of my hand, the flickering bulb meagerly revealed the space	9
I longed for that instant of weightlessness at the apex of my trampoline bounce.	9
Early on I resolved never to spank my kids after having even one drink.	9