/u/MidgardWyrm's posts
[WP] All your life, mythological beings have tried to pick you up. Childhood? Forced adoption. Teenagehood/Adulthood? Marriage. For example, selkies purposefully left their skins where you'd find them; banshees serenade you outside every night. Now at 30, you've learned why you attract them all...
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[WP] Mankind explored the galaxy. Nothing. Only us. Disheartened, we colonized and thrived. One day, an experiment exposed the truth: our reality is a second out out of phase with the rest of existence, which is populated by aliens. The brief glimpses seen of us? We are their Eldritch Terrors.
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[EU] You, an ordinary person with a boring job, marry the love of your life... and unknowingly into a big crime family. You don't notice because you've always been socially awkward. Because of your apparently blasé attitude to tense situations, you've developed a reputation in the Underworld
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[WP] After mistakenly transfering to a high school for monsters, you try to tell them that you're just a regular human. However, because of bizarre coincidences creating apparently inexplicable situations, the school population and teachers come to believe you're actually an Eldritch Abomination
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[WP] Widely disliked by the rest of Hero's Heroic Party, they're surprised when you (ironically) heroically sacrificed yourself so that the day could be won. The only problem? You survived certain death. Now things are just awkward.
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[WP] Captured by the Hero's Party, you can't understand why they went from being smug, to horrified, to looking ill over the course of your interrogation. Why were you a "victim"? Why was the healer whispering "it'll be alright" into your ear? You'd just been executing your directives, after all
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[WP] Believing it'd teach you humility, your fellow gods cast you down in a temp exile to live a life as a human before returning. Unfortunately, you return bitter, resentful, and having learned the opposites of what they intended. You lead an army of mortals in a revolution, and you're winning...
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[WP] Every time something bad happens to you, e.g. someone tries to mug you, you attempt to warn the perpetrator away for their sakes. The reason? One of the gods of old, who has unresolved maternal urges due to their roles e.g. Artemis, has decided to focus all this energy onto poor you...
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[WP] To your disbelief, you discover by chance that all the women you had hook-ups with over the years were actually the same classical goddess in disguise; to complicate things, now that the masquerade has been broken, most people you know in your life have begun to address you as 'father'...
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[WP] Mistaken to be a powerful Big Bad because of how quiet/socially awkward you (a squishy and vulnerable human) are, you unintentionally have a scary reputation among the other Demon Kings, Lords, and other Evils who come to this interdimensional pub for a drink/quiet time/socializing
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