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[WP] You've succesfully taught a crow to speak English. In return, it taught you to how to understand Crowspeak. What you've been hearing lately, has you very afraid.
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[WP] After saving a deer from drowing, the forest guardian gives you access to a secret grove, hidden from mortal eyes. For every hour you spend there, three days pass outside. You age only for the time you spend in the grove.
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[WP] Pets choose their owners at birth. You are forty and have never been chosen, until today. While out hunting, you came upon a dead Dire Wolf and it's pup. The pup understands your commands, but it won't stop following you. Also, its as big as fruit cart.
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[WP] You find a Genie, at a discount store. He says you can have 3 wishes, but for each wish you have to come up with a negative downside that is equal to the positive effect of the wish. You're about to prove why you are the best Dungeon Master there ever was.
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[WP] You managed to turn a pretty awful super power into pretty useful one. If you try to hit a target, any target, you always miss, no matter how close you are. If you try to miss, you will always hit the target, no matter the range.
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[WP] You've always been fascinated magic and wanted to live in a world full of it. Your wish was granted. Unfortunately, you're a blackhole for magic. Any magic you touch, disappears forever. Even the GODS fear your presence.
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[WP] You've spent the last seven years totally alone, living off hte land, scrounging for anything left behind. You get up, resigned to another year alone. You check the mail, though there never is any, except that today there is. You see a neatly typed note on the floor. It says "Time to go home".
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[WP] You look to the night sky, like always. Orion is your favorite constellation, You feel at peace when you see it. Tonight, you see an arrow of light fire from his bow.
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[WP] You are an entity that exists outside of time. These "humans" keep re-writing the endings to these "TV shows" you enjoy. You have decided its time to intervene and show these things how to properly write an ending.
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