/u/Minimum_Passing_Slut's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I'm so frustrated that it's been six nights and my blend of chamomile tea and manuka honey isn't sending me off to a blissful deep sleep where I can just blink and it'll be morning.

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I took my young daughter to the beach and told her to stay close; the sounds of the waves lapping on the shore and my kid's joyful laughs put me in a blissfully peaceful trance.

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I bought a magic 8-ball from the flea market today and the thing is flat out broken.

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This horror video game Im playing has some of the best voice acting ever, the agonizing blood curdling screams of pain are so realistic.

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Our future selves all came to visit and tell us of the great lives we would go on to achieve.

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I've been agonizing over this dilemma for nearly three days now, I'm really stuck between a rock and a hard place.

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I asked my genie to grant me my one wish: to win the lottery.

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It was just another uneventful routine drill, my unit and I have gone through it countless times here on the base.

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I just got a new time machine that can go forward and backward in time on Earth as far as I want, but I think it's broken.

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While home alone upstairs in my room my phone would not stop ringing and every time I answered it was just dead air.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'm so frustrated that it's been six nights and my blend of chamomile tea and manuka honey isn't sending me off to a blissful deep sleep where I can just blink and it'll be morning.	5576
I took my young daughter to the beach and told her to stay close; the sounds of the waves lapping on the shore and my kid's joyful laughs put me in a blissfully peaceful trance.	1314
I bought a magic 8-ball from the flea market today and the thing is flat out broken.	204
This horror video game Im playing has some of the best voice acting ever, the agonizing blood curdling screams of pain are so realistic.	39
Our future selves all came to visit and tell us of the great lives we would go on to achieve.	33
I've been agonizing over this dilemma for nearly three days now, I'm really stuck between a rock and a hard place.	29
I asked my genie to grant me my one wish: to win the lottery.	24
It was just another uneventful routine drill, my unit and I have gone through it countless times here on the base.	16
I just got a new time machine that can go forward and backward in time on Earth as far as I want, but I think it's broken.	9
While home alone upstairs in my room my phone would not stop ringing and every time I answered it was just dead air.	5