/u/Minimum_Passing_Slut's posts
I'm so frustrated that it's been six nights and my blend of chamomile tea and manuka honey isn't sending me off to a blissful deep sleep where I can just blink and it'll be morning.
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[WP] Your wealthy relative has died and the funeral is coming up. The will stipulates that the funeral-goer that delivers the best eulogy inherits everything. Your late relative left scoring criterion that no one knows except the lawyer that will be judging at the funeral.
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I took my young daughter to the beach and told her to stay close; the sounds of the waves lapping on the shore and my kid's joyful laughs put me in a blissfully peaceful trance.
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[WP] Your supervisor at the CIA assigned you the lofty task of finding and apprehending the spy embedded in the agency responsible for multiple leaks and acts of espionage. You are the spy.
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[WP] As a chef, you cooked with love your entire life. You've had minor success and are frustrated and ambitious. So, you started cooking with pure unbridled hate. Your customers can taste the difference and they can't get enough of it.
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[WP] You created the A.I. that brought unparalleled good into the world. Global hunger was eradicated, climate change has vastly improved, geopolitical strife is now stabilizing. You are haunted by your creation and your conscience is laden with guilt as only you know the truth.
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[WP] Humanity is long extinct. An alien race scours Earth for clues leading to understanding the mystery that is human history. Their searches proved fruitful when they discovered a long lost book depicting the epic of what seems to be humanity's most important and prominent figure: Florida Man.
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[IP] "Yea, I just picked up the XSR3000, best lawnmower in the country." your neighbor smugly tells you. "Oh yea nice, I just have Ol' Becky" you gesture towards the brush but instead of a lawnmower a massive monstrous caterpillar-like creature emerges to munch on the grass.
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[WP] A powerful sorcerer and a person from the future with hyper-advanced technology meet and are both awed and amazed by each other's powers. They agree to reveal the secrets of their power to each other out of mutual admiration but they're bewildered and flabbergasted at each other's explanations.
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