/u/Minimum_Passing_Slut's posts
[WP] The international guild of assassins has a competition each year where members compete to see who can pull off the funniest assassination. You are determined to win it this year.
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[WP] The year is 2311 and you are a historian studying American media. You are about to present your thesis on what you believe to be the most accurate and somehow clairvoyant information source available in past America: The Onion.
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[WP] In a large packed opulent opera house, 20 upper class, highly educated, prim/proper men take the stage. Ten stand all the way to the right, the other 10 to the left. The audience of over dressed sophisticates wait with bated breath as the annual gentleman's Yo' Momma contest commences.
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[MP] You and your squamates lurk through the brush at night, guns in hand ready for combat. All is deathly quiet when suddenly carried by the wind you hear a a faint high pitched melodic tune. As it grows louder your stomach drops and your heart skips a beat as you shout for everyone to get down.
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This horror video game Im playing has some of the best voice acting ever, the agonizing blood curdling screams of pain are so realistic.
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[WP] Mimics have infested the modern world. But they don’t take the shape of treasure chests. They take the form of Amazon, UPS, and all other types of delivery boxes.
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[WP] You are the dictator of a country. Members of your government, oligarchs and other important people are all dying in horrible random accidents. The international media keeps accusing you of killing these important people for nefarious reasons and you're getting sick of it.
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I've been agonizing over this dilemma for nearly three days now, I'm really stuck between a rock and a hard place.
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[WP] You are a popular local radio host and a man claiming he's a serial killer frequently calls your show to crazily talk about his crimes/himself. Ordinarily you quickly cut him off, but the FBI now wants you to keep him on the line as long as possible on the next broadcast so they can track him.
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