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[WP] The HR department at the firm you work at can't thank you enough. Conflict resolution has never been more efficient nor higher. And it's all thanks to your stellar idea to settle disputes from stealing someone's lunch in the fridge to who uses the copy machine first: the employee Thunderdome!
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[WP] The international league of assassins' annual competition for most ironic death has begun. The competition is stiff and you are determined to win it this year.
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[WP] You valiantly hack and slash your way through hordes of foes and vicious bosses. After delivering the final blow to a mighty creature a mysterious man approaches you. Expecting a reward, the man only says "Congrats on completing the tutorial".
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It was just another uneventful routine drill, my unit and I have gone through it countless times here on the base.
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[WP] A crowd of top executives settle into the board room to begin their important business meeting. They open their laptops and begin. Before they can start, another executive walks in with a tricked out flashy RGB gaming laptop baffling everyone and drawing their infelicitous contemptuous glares.
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[WP] You are a supervillain's personal accountant. Lately your client's spending is out of control in his quest for power/domination. You have to sit him down and have a serious discussion about fiscal responsibility.
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[WP] In order to generate heavenly revenue, God decided to revamp purgatory. The entire realm was rebuilt to be a giant American ninja warrior/wipeout style obstacle course and souls that complete the course are purged of their sins and make it into heaven. And here come this week's contestants!
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[WP] “The ship of Theseus asks if an object had all its components replaced but maintains original functionality if it would fundamentally be the same; let’s find out.” said the cyborg to himself before replacing the last of his flesh with machinery.
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[WP] Your last breath escapes you on your deathbed, and the grim reaper appears to you. But it's not what you expected. Rather than a skeleton clad in black robes wielding a scythe, it's an enchantingly beautiful angel surrounded by radiant white with an outreached hand gesturing for yours.
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