/u/Minimum_Passing_Slut's posts
[WP] Sirens wail, sparks fly, panels come loose as the bridge of the starship tremors with each distant explosion. The admiral barks a series of complex confusing orders to you through the chaos and concludes with 'we're all counting on you!' and it's only your 2nd day on the job.
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I just got a new time machine that can go forward and backward in time on Earth as far as I want, but I think it's broken.
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[WP] A group of self-taught business savvy janitors and maintenance workers at prestigious wall street firms run a very profitable underground corporate espionage/insider trading/information brokering ring. One night at their weekly debriefing, a ring member shows up with calamitous news.
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[WP] Tens of thousands of viewers pour in to see their favorite live-streamer begin their stream. To their horror, they are not greeted by the streamer, they're greeted with someone holding them hostage.
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[WP] You have the power to read minds but only when you are quite intoxicated. The drunker you are the better you can read minds, but the power wanes as you begin sobering up. To capitalize on this you enter the world series of poker tournament with a big bottle of liquor and a large case of beer.
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[WP] In your entire career as a psychotherapist you've never had a patient so thoroughly interrogate you about client patient confidentiality and when a therapist must notify authorities than your newest patient before you. As the session progresses you harrowingly understand why.
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[WP] As a wildly successful person you have achieved all of your goals and ambitions crushing all who opposed you. Upon your death you were sent to Hell. Your punishment is that you will come face to face with the person who you could have become.
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[WP] A marked man has visited you inquiring about your services. He says that he must outfit his home to withstand the onslaught of bounty hunters and assassins that are pursuing him. You are the best in the business at home defense, your name is Kevin McCallister and you accept the job.
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[WP] You are the most popular professional TV/movie critic currently. However, you review things in an unorthodox manner. You dramatically monologue your reviews (both good and bad) like a supervillain on a livestream. The public eagerly awaits your next climactic soliloquy of a review.
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[WP] You arrive at the pearly gates after a long and devout life. You brim with excitement to see your long-gone family and friends. Your stomach drops when you see that none of your cherished ones are in there. In fact, it seems you and a few other strangers are the only denizens of "paradise".
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