/u/Minimum_Passing_Slut's posts
While home alone upstairs in my room my phone would not stop ringing and every time I answered it was just dead air.
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While browsing online I found a set of instruction manuals for cooking with human organs and on performing elaborate sacrificial satanic rituals for sale.
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[WP] Two old executives hotbox a conference room in their office to come up with the next ridiculous advertisement to appeal to zoomers.
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[WP] 'Biggus Dickus' is a great friend of Pontius Pilate. Write about the other friends of Pilate and their exploits.
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[WP] You are a renowned poet in a medieval kingdom. Your king ordered you last week to write a new poem/song/limerick/ballad about his majesty for him and all to enjoy. Now, with bards flanking you, you stand in the royal court before the king and an audience of nobles ready to perform it.
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[WP] As a journalist you are writing an article exposing the barbarity of solitary confinement in US prisons. To get perspective, you spent three maddening days in solitary confinement. The three days are up, but the guards aren’t letting you out of the cell.
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[WP] You hear "we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind" being faintly sung in the distance. You scan the horizon to find a renegade and his dwarf jester frolicking through the wheat fields towards your medieval village. You have only minutes to warn everyone and prepare.
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I got a new sleeping pill that makes me dream of a beautiful loving woman who loves spending time with me, and I love spending time with her.
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A painting with a note attached was left on my doorstep during the night; it’s a horrifyingly detailed gory depiction of a brutally slain woman riddled with grisly stab wounds.
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