/u/Minimum_Passing_Slut's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[MP] You and your squamates lurk through the brush at night, guns in hand ready for combat. All is deathly quiet when suddenly carried by the wind you hear a a faint high pitched melodic tune. As it grows louder your stomach drops and your heart skips a beat as you shout for everyone to get down.
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[WP] Mimics have infested the modern world. But they don’t take the shape of treasure chests. They take the form of Amazon, UPS, and all other types of delivery boxes.
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[WP] You are the dictator of a country. Members of your government, oligarchs and other important people are all dying in horrible random accidents. The international media keeps accusing you of killing these important people for nefarious reasons and you're getting sick of it.
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[WP] You are a popular local radio host and a man claiming he's a serial killer frequently calls your show to crazily talk about his crimes/himself. Ordinarily you quickly cut him off, but the FBI now wants you to keep him on the line as long as possible on the next broadcast so they can track him.
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[WP] The HR department at the firm you work at can't thank you enough. Conflict resolution has never been more efficient nor higher. And it's all thanks to your stellar idea to settle disputes from stealing someone's lunch in the fridge to who uses the copy machine first: the employee Thunderdome!
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[WP] The international league of assassins' annual competition for most ironic death has begun. The competition is stiff and you are determined to win it this year.
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[WP] You valiantly hack and slash your way through hordes of foes and vicious bosses. After delivering the final blow to a mighty creature a mysterious man approaches you. Expecting a reward, the man only says "Congrats on completing the tutorial".
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[WP] A crowd of top executives settle into the board room to begin their important business meeting. They open their laptops and begin. Before they can start, another executive walks in with a tricked out flashy RGB gaming laptop baffling everyone and drawing their infelicitous contemptuous glares.
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[WP] You are a supervillain's personal accountant. Lately your client's spending is out of control in his quest for power/domination. You have to sit him down and have a serious discussion about fiscal responsibility.
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[WP] In order to generate heavenly revenue, God decided to revamp purgatory. The entire realm was rebuilt to be a giant American ninja warrior/wipeout style obstacle course and souls that complete the course are purged of their sins and make it into heaven. And here come this week's contestants!
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