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[WP] You've seen many things since you picked up a part time job on Charon's Dead Management Company, helping lost souls on their way to the afterlife, but you have NEVER seen 8 billion angry souls appear all at once! Put on your customer service smile, because it's going to be a long shift...

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[WP] Welp, you're dead. However, you lived such a mediocre, morally grey life that the divine beings are arguing about whether you qualify for Heaven or Hell. It is now your turn to speak and convince them that, although you lived a pure neutral life, you still qualify for an eternity in peace.

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[WP] Being an interdimensional god is rough. "Incomprehensible horror!" they say. "I'm just trying to do my taxes!" You say. No one seems to get it. One day, a young human so jaded with modern day society purposely opens a portal to your unfathomable abyss - just so they can sleep through class.

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[WP] As a correctional caseworker in Hell, your job is to meet with undead offenders and help create a case to be presented to the High Court of Heaven in the hopes that their eternal damnation will be revoked. Unfortunately, the newest batch of souls is proving to be complicated...

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[WP] You've seen many things since you picked up a part time job on Charon's Dead Management Company, helping lost souls on their way to the afterlife, but you have NEVER seen 8 billion angry souls appear all at once! Put on your customer service smile, because it's going to be a long shift...	1000
[WP] Welp, you're dead. However, you lived such a mediocre, morally grey life that the divine beings are arguing about whether you qualify for Heaven or Hell. It is now your turn to speak and convince them that, although you lived a pure neutral life, you still qualify for an eternity in peace.	349
[WP] Being an interdimensional god is rough. "Incomprehensible horror!" they say. "I'm just trying to do my taxes!" You say. No one seems to get it. One day, a young human so jaded with modern day society purposely opens a portal to your unfathomable abyss - just so they can sleep through class.	32
[WP] As a correctional caseworker in Hell, your job is to meet with undead offenders and help create a case to be presented to the High Court of Heaven in the hopes that their eternal damnation will be revoked. Unfortunately, the newest batch of souls is proving to be complicated...	14