/u/MintyMissterious's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Hello, mr Kipling, I'm calling to inform you the last instance of Alice Smith just self-offed after 38 virtual years, leaving your account with no virtualized people left."

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I was afraid 3D printed metal wouldn't be as strong as forged and would wear out too quickly on concrete.

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I hated having to drive in a dense fog, but at least there was no traffic.

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It turns out your eternal state of mind in the afterlife is determined by how you feel after watching the lives of other ensouled beings you impacted with your earthly actions.

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I kept reminding myself that I killed Daryl in self-defense and I'm burying his body in the woods only because I knew people wouldn't understand.

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It was tough to fly on a moonless night, but that's what instruments were for.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Hello, mr Kipling, I'm calling to inform you the last instance of Alice Smith just self-offed after 38 virtual years, leaving your account with no virtualized people left."	4
I was afraid 3D printed metal wouldn't be as strong as forged and would wear out too quickly on concrete.	4
I hated having to drive in a dense fog, but at least there was no traffic.	3
It turns out your eternal state of mind in the afterlife is determined by how you feel after watching the lives of other ensouled beings you impacted with your earthly actions.	2
I kept reminding myself that I killed Daryl in self-defense and I'm burying his body in the woods only because I knew people wouldn't understand.	1
It was tough to fly on a moonless night, but that's what instruments were for.	1