/u/MistakesTasteGreat's posts
[WP] I ain't even kiddin', bruh, dem ailiens comin. Me crew makin' dem fade. Dey 'tack de block but me stop dem.
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[WP] Jack is passed out, Francine and Anna are arguing over who's going to have sex with C'nafla, Burx is packing the unga again, and the stereo is playing "Spare Parts" by Tom Waits.
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[WP] You live in the dream world. A world of Australian T-rexes and donuts made of rubies. You also keep a journal (that floats). Today's entry is about the unusual "wake" you had, after eating hamburgers shaped like doors.
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[WP] You are Chief scientist of the Vaxanti Empire. One day, a young vaxan enters your office, suffering from measles - an obscure disease only known from Dead Earth books.
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[WP] You are the last. Your family is gone. Everyone you know is a speck of dust. As you survey the walls of your prison, your sorrow gives way to anger. You plan your revenge and somehow exact it. You are the last Cheetoh.
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[EU] Patronuses are always in animal form. However, they are a manifestation of the spirit of an actual animal, who lived a life most similar to the person assigned it before dying. This is the tale of one such creature.
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[WP] My name is Yamate. I was born a bastard son in the year 2045. My mother was a whore, my father a junkie, but I will bring this world to its knees.
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[WP] Humanity has fallen. All over the world, the last vestiges of society are scattered, because of one thing: social media. You think of a post that brings everyone together again.
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