/u/MistakesTasteGreat's posts
[WP] You fall asleep listening to ACDC, and your dream is an epic tale of the Old West, a story for the ages. It's the story of "Dirty" Dietz and the Thunder Chief.
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[WP] "You have a 42 year old hat?" "Yeah, i got it from my dad. He died when i was 8." "That's weird, so did my dad." "Wait, what's your dad's name?"
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[WP] You are a detective in the 1940's on the biggest case of your career. As you get closer to your target, your metaphors, similes, and analogies become more and more convoluted.
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[EU] Roland Deschain, searching for the Man in Black, comes across a door marked "The Prophet." He walks through, and enters Johnny Cash's bedroom.
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[WP] If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. But here horses only appear when a beggar asks for something selfless. A clydesdale trots down a cobbled road, and turns his head.
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[WP] You were involved in a terrible explosion at your parents' robotics lab. Your robot friend and assistant, Wendy, repaired you using her parts. You have just started college as the world's first cyborg.
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[WP] Write a set of instructions on how to assemble, repair, or make something you don't understand much/anything about, whilst pulling as much information out of your ass as possible.
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[WP] The Skippinubbles lay waiting to the North, the Chibblies lay dead at the base of Gibblebit Cliff, and General Flibberty Jib is at his wit's end.
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[WP] Captain Burnside sighed aside of his ship, the Roaming Divex. His ex, Hollie Wood, had relentlessly pursued him across the Efsy seas of Ríáá. As her volley fell, he thought of his first days in DVD piracy.
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