/u/MistakesTasteGreat's posts
[WP] The Skippinubbles lay waiting to the North, the Chibblies lay dead at the base of Gibblebit Cliff, and General Flibberty Jib is at his wit's end.
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[WP] Captain Burnside sighed aside of his ship, the Roaming Divex. His ex, Hollie Wood, had relentlessly pursued him across the Efsy seas of Ríáá. As her volley fell, he thought of his first days in DVD piracy.
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[WP] It is May 24th, 1996. You have just woken up from the most realistic dream you have ever had. You are 150 miles from San Francisco, and have one agenda: prevent the death of Bradley Nowell.
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[EU] Roland pulled Jake up from the chasm, knowing in his heart that the Tower was lost, but he was saved.
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[WP] The first truly sentient robot has been brought online and fitted with the totality of mankind's current knowledge. Upon achieving "conciousness," It immediately sets out to eliminate what it percieves as the greatest threat to existence: Todd Andrews, a 29 y/o gas station clerk.
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[WP] Thullerton Ackrow, fourth son of Benbar, last of his house, and heir to the throne...COME ON DOWN! YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT!"
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[TT] Professor Floofy is just your average gerbil, with one exception: an immunity from and ability to detect carbon monoxide. He notices his human acting odd, putting post-its everywhere, and knows he must act quickly if he is to prevent its death.
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