/u/Mister_Phantom's posts
[WP] Gordon Ramsay is kidnapped for ransom by a group who happen to be cannibals on the side. He is outraged not at what is being cooked, but rather how it is being cooked.
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[WP] Everyone at superhero school bullied you and your twin sister over your weak superpowers. You told nobody that you both actually have hyper intelligence courtesy of your supervillain parents. It's graduation day and also the time to make mommy and daddy proud.
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[WP] An overly enthusiastic human engineer describes gunpowder to his horrified elf girlfriend after she asked why human soldiers had knives attached under wood and metal sticks.
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[WP] The supervillain is offended that he is being charged for murder rather than terrorism and begins ranting.
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[WP] A masked superhero leaves criminals to the police and other superheroes and instead goes around to help disabled people, give advice to the depressed and just generally be there at someone's darkest hour to remind them they are not alone.
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[WP] A bloodthirsty maniac is killing heroes and villains alike. After a veritable rampage he is captured. He turns out to be a pissed off soldier who had his insurance claims denied because superpowers are not covered.
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[EU] Just before Thanos is able to snap his fingers, he gets impaled by a giant flaming sword, courtesy of the God Emperor of Mankind.
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[WP] A superhero who traps criminals and villains in their own guilt and shame to make sure they don't repeat any offenses meets a supervillain who is genuinely convinced that their victims honestly deserved it.
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