/u/Mitson_Malak's posts
[WP] You go out on a drunken bar-crawl with your friends. You end up blacking out, not remembering the events of your bar-crawl. When you wake up, the first words you hear are, "Wake up, my Emperor. The people await your truth."
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[WP] The world is conquered by a Centrist dictator. He declares all opinions of any kind illegal. The penalty for breaking this law is death on the spot.
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[WP] In a desperate attempt to save their sport, NASCAR hires a team of necromancers to resurrect Dale Earnhardt.
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[WP] The greatest scientist in the world is asked to write a book about his discoveries. Only one problem: he is completely illiterate, and we would rather die then let anyone know that he is illiterate .
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[WP] The Intergalactic Human Empire is in shambles. The Empire which once contained billions of planets in its reach now holds onto 30. Several alien races have united to kill off the rest of humanity. Will humanity recover, or will they just delay the inevitable?
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