/u/MojoJojo188's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Daddy told us to stay in the house while he guards us from the bad men from the bank.

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"Die with memories, not dreams" said the inspirational quote framed on her bedroom wall.

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[DEC2020] An unearthly scream of anguish tears from me as I watch the helpless child being dragged through a hole in the ice before I can reach him.

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Unsure of how long I'd been under the water, relief coursed through me as the lifeguards dragged my limp body ashore.

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She only appears when we are submerged in water; the Thing That Holds Us Under.

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Nothing worse than sitting down for a groggy midnight shit, and the goddam toilet seat's warm and clammy from your roommate's hairy ass.

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I only just met her last night, and now she's head over heels.

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Having applied spackle liberally to every crack and crevice, I had to sand it down before I could start painting.

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I signed up, fast!

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[NOV22] On day 317 of the dig, we stopped finding the skeletal children's remains in the 600 year old Incan sacrifice pit.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Daddy told us to stay in the house while he guards us from the bad men from the bank.	118
"Die with memories, not dreams" said the inspirational quote framed on her bedroom wall.	101
[DEC2020] An unearthly scream of anguish tears from me as I watch the helpless child being dragged through a hole in the ice before I can reach him.	92
Unsure of how long I'd been under the water, relief coursed through me as the lifeguards dragged my limp body ashore.	86
She only appears when we are submerged in water; the Thing That Holds Us Under.	85
Nothing worse than sitting down for a groggy midnight shit, and the goddam toilet seat's warm and clammy from your roommate's hairy ass.	81
I only just met her last night, and now she's head over heels.	69
Having applied spackle liberally to every crack and crevice, I had to sand it down before I could start painting.	67
I signed up, fast!	65
[NOV22] On day 317 of the dig, we stopped finding the skeletal children's remains in the 600 year old Incan sacrifice pit.	60