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Like the tentacles of a carnivorous sea anemone, they undulated gently as though in a current.

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"Quack... quack... quack..."

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I took a deep breath and, naked, stepped tentatively onto the scales.

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I laugh, pointing a bloody finger at my over-critical, gaslighting mother.

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[DEC2020] As November turned to December, ice storms and sub-zero temperatures swept down the east coast.

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Though I'd stabbed the man who was assaulting my daughter 57 frenzied times, the policeman informed me that she, too, had died at the scene.

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The young of certain wild animals will lie by the bodies of their road-killed mothers, their instinct to stay close ironically becoming a death sentence.

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My wife was against me getting this tattoo.

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'Definite wife material', I thought,

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The kindly priest assured me everything would be fine if I did as I was told and drank the vial of holy water.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Like the tentacles of a carnivorous sea anemone, they undulated gently as though in a current.	59
"Quack... quack... quack..."	58
I took a deep breath and, naked, stepped tentatively onto the scales.	56
I laugh, pointing a bloody finger at my over-critical, gaslighting mother.	53
[DEC2020] As November turned to December, ice storms and sub-zero temperatures swept down the east coast.	50
Though I'd stabbed the man who was assaulting my daughter 57 frenzied times, the policeman informed me that she, too, had died at the scene.	47
The young of certain wild animals will lie by the bodies of their road-killed mothers, their instinct to stay close ironically becoming a death sentence.	44
My wife was against me getting this tattoo.	40
'Definite wife material', I thought,	40
The kindly priest assured me everything would be fine if I did as I was told and drank the vial of holy water.	37